Why do women spend so much time talking about men?  Seriously, I want to know (most likely because we are taught that if you're single, there's something wrong with you). Don't get me wrong, I love men. They're great to look at (Nobody actually knows what happens in Criminal Minds, we just know that for the better part of an hour we will get to watch Shemar Moore be gorgeous)and some men even have great things to say (Yes, there does need to be a review option in baseball), but am I the only woman that wants to slap 85% of the women I talk to today?  I completely understand why he doesn't want you, you have nothing to offer to the relationship because you only talk about him.

Have you not heard of shoes?  Football?  Baseball? Happy Hour?  There are so many shiny objects, delicious drinks, and shoe stores that I've never even seen.  Not to mention Betsey Johnson's Spring collection (leopard and bows, it's like she reads my mind).  Stop obsessing about what he thinks, what his words mean, and why he hasn't called you.  If he wants to see you, he will.  If he wants to call you, he will.  If not, he won't.  And in the end if all you did was spend your time worrying, analyzing, and talking about him, you won't have anything to be more happy about when it doesn't work out (because you're crazy).  I can't remember most of the men I spent time worrying hours on end about, but I can tell you what shoes I wore to Delta Gamma spring formal in 2005 (gold strappy Steve Maddens), who won the 2010 world series (GIANTS!), when the super bowl is this year (February 5, 2012), and how much the big bottle of Patron costs at BevMo ($79.99).  The purpose of the roster, is to prevent you from becoming a crazy obsessive person by shifting your focus and dividing it up amongst your team.   I guarantee you, your Facebook stalking, your praying he will text you, and your accidental run ins at his gym are getting you no place but in court for a restraining order.  Simply wanting something is not enough, Peyton Manning doesn't wake up in the morning and think, I want to win the Super Bowl and it's done, he develops a plan, he trains, and he molds his whole life to achieve that goal.  In order to get your number one, you need to do the same.  Think of this as spring training for your life, let's see if you can make the big leagues.

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